I hate my life. How people so so often dislike me even when I try so fucking hard makes me loathe it.
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
Just because you’re mad at someone doesn’t mean you stop loving them.
this is why im done with politics.
Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.
Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.
I have a wallet made out of this stuff
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I just had to explain to my sister why earth is not a star
she is crying
Tell your sister that a long, long time ago, before she and you and even mom and dad were born, there was a star. A great big glowing, beautiful star, spinning and burning right where we are today.
Tell her that this star burned for millions of years, lighting up our part of the universe, until eventually it ran out of fuel to burn. When that happened, this big, beautiful old star died. It collapsed and exploded, and scattered itself through space.
Tell her how over time, the dust and debris from this explosion drew together, condensed and compressed itself into a brand new bright little star, and a handful of orbiting planets. And that somehow on one of these little rocks spinning through space, through some strange and wonderful miracle, life came into existence.
Tell your sister that she is made of the stars.
i’m not going to do that
if I have kids one day, this is exactly what I will tell them